Saturday, May 02, 2009
Red Head Messiah
My friend Michael Whitenton reminded me of this DSS text:
“Red will be his hair, and moles will be on […] and tiny marks on his thighs, and they will be different from each other … [Al]l their designs against him will fail, and the joy of all living things will be great […] his purposes, because he is the Chosen One of God.” (4Q534 f1i.1-3; 9-10a).
This verifies what I've been telling my students for years, the ultimate messiah is a red-head with an Australian accent.
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Is it any Aussie accent or a Texan one? : )
I thought you might enjoy that!
Am I missing the part about an Aussie accent in the text? Or is that the part about marks on the thighs? Is there some distinguishing Aussie trait to which I am oblivious?
So, the Messiah is supposed to be a Daywalker?
(south park cartoon reference).
The blockquote text is virtually impossible to read. Something about a redhead betraying the messiah?
I'm liking the sounds of that.
Have you been drinking full strenght coke cola again!
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