Showing posts with label America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label America. Show all posts

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy Fourth of July

To my American readers I say, "Happy Independence Day!" and I would like all of you to now go back and read Romans 13 about submitting to divinely instituted government (it's never too late to repent you know and the English are much nicer these days). And while you're at it, please remove those idolatrous icons of nationalism, i.e., your American flags, from places of worship as our citizen is in heaven and God does not look and sound like Colonel Sanders (I know that sounds shocking but trust me on it!). Finally, let me leave you all with a joke:

Q: What is the difference between America and a tub of yoghurt?

A: If you leave a tub of yoghurt for 200 years it will develop a culture!

Blessings to my yanky mates!